Health Crisis in Portsmouth

#1
According to the Portsmouth Evening News, there is a health crisis in the Portsmouth area.

There are more smoking-related deaths in Portsmouth than anywhere else in our area, at 331 per 100,000

Teen pregnancy rates in Portsmouth, Gosport and Havant are all well above the national average

Obesity rates are higher than the national average in Fareham, Gosport and Havant
No sh*t, Sherlock - they needed a study to figure that out? Just take a walk round Commercial Road or Gosport Market on a Saturday and look around.

Evening News Link
 
#3
TattooDog said:
According to the Portsmouth Evening News, there is a health crisis in the Portsmouth area.

There are more smoking-related deaths in Portsmouth than anywhere else in our area, at 331 per 100,000

Teen pregnancy rates in Portsmouth, Gosport and Havant are all well above the national average

Obesity rates are higher than the national average in Fareham, Gosport and Havant
No sh*t, Sherlock - they needed a study to figure that out? Just take a walk round Commercial Road or Gosport Market on a Saturday and look around.

Evening News Link
LOL Tats! The next time a study tells me fish is good at combating alheizmer's, breast cancer, world peace et al than I will listen. But point taken mate! xx
ps BTW so glad I don't live in Gosport!
 
#5
Devonport is no better - just have a look at the Teenage Mums, Retards, Fat Bastards and inbreds wandering around Plymouth. I'm sure the Plymouth Herald would quote similar information for their area. :thumright:
 
#6
Just wondered if teenage Mums and naval bases had any connection. A few guys on here have mentioned children they never knew existed until later in life ...

(USE A CONDOM!) :thumright:
 

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#7
TattooDog said:
According to the Portsmouth Evening News, there is a health crisis in the Portsmouth area.

There are more smoking-related deaths in Portsmouth than anywhere else in our area, at 331 per 100,000

Teen pregnancy rates in Portsmouth, Gosport and Havant are all well above the national average

Obesity rates are higher than the national average in Fareham, Gosport and Havant
No sh*t, Sherlock - they needed a study to figure that out? Just take a walk round Commercial Road or Gosport Market on a Saturday and look around.

Evening News Link
Im moving to Portsmouth...... *Big Dirty Grin*
 
#8
golden_rivet said:
Just wondered if teenage Mums and naval bases had any connection. A few guys on here have mentioned children they never knew existed until later in life ...

(USE A CONDOM!) :thumright:
Possible, however if Jack is doing what comes naturally (i.e. mixing up the gene pool) then how do we explain the number of inbreds?
 
#9
notafourknotfudgepacker said:
golden_rivet said:
Just wondered if teenage Mums and naval bases had any connection. A few guys on here have mentioned children they never knew existed until later in life ...

(USE A CONDOM!) :thumright:
Possible, however if Jack is doing what comes naturally (i.e. mixing up the gene pool) then how do we explain the number of inbreds?
your words not mine :sign12:
 
#10
Yes it is quite true one big Pile of Dog Shit will cause a certain amount of health risks. And the growth in low life bacteria is merely a side effect.
 

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