He must have been a skimmer!

#3
The skidders would have absorbed the blast I would have thought.

Skidders would absorbe the blast,
Alas when that bit has gone past
The flames will follow, thats the thing,
You get burnt bollocks cock and ring.
This then releases a foul smell
Burnt skidders stink like fuckin hell
 
#5
I thought that you had gone away,
on some busman's holiday.
You've hung around the whole of that time,
making and posting rhyme after rhyme.
So, I'll guess your hols have been curtailed,
I hope a refund, to you will be mailed.
Shooting you down may cause sorrow,
Holidays they start tomorrow,
By that I mean on Sunday night,
Proceed to airport for the flight,
Then you can breath, and freely speak,
free of rumrat all next week.

Stanly will be fuckin ecstatic,
No need to hide up in the attic,
Wrecks will post and know that he,
Will for a week not here from me,

A lot who post wont be restricted,
They know they wont be contradicted,
They all will be free at last,
to tell us of their seedy past
Cu's up til now they wont do this,
Knowing I will take the piss,
They best be careful with their talk
They have computers in New York.
 
#8
His cock is big but I don't care,
With folks my colour this ain't rare,
There are those like me amongst us,
who's chopper is fuckin humongous.

And just a small and passing thought,
I know that yours is like a wart,
But don't be sad or try to stretch it,
I've cock for you,...pop round and get it.
 

Sumo

War Hero
#9
His cock is big but I don't care,
With folks my colour this ain't rare,
There are those like me amongst us,
who's chopper is fuckin humongous.

And just a small and passing thought,
I know that yours is like a wart,
But don't be sad or try to stretch it,
I've cock for you,...pop round and get it.
Could be a fake strap on, just trying to impress the girls and make Mr avarage feel less than avarage
 

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