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Element. Woman.
Symbol. 0+.
Discoverer Adam.
Atomic Mass Accepted as 55kg.but known to vary from 45kg
. 225kg.

Phiysical Properties
1) Body surface normaly covered with film of powder and paints
2)Boils at absolutly nothing - freezes for no apparent reason.
3)Found in various grades of use

Chemical Properties
1)Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2)Exploades spontaneously with out warning or reason
3)The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Uses
1)Highly ornamental ,especially in sports cars
2)Can greatly aid relaxation
3)Can be very effective cleaning agent

Hazards
1)Turns green when placed alongside asuperior speimen
2)Possession of more than one is possiblebut specimens must never make eye contact

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