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Have you ever shagged on a pussers war canoe?????

Deeps

War Hero
Come lets lower the tone , have any of you lot shagged an RN warship
or Submarine ? I Have -
a) In the forrard half deck on HMS NOTTINGHAM alongside MSJ
b) Inside the 4.5 turret on HMS NOTTINGHAM (same girl same day )
c) Top pit in 2F mess HMS NOTTINGHAM different girl on christmas duties.
d) Inside the Fin on HM/SM REPULSE alongside 2 berth Faslane
e) On my pit on 3 deck 9 berth HM/SM REPULSE on christmas eve (on crew).
So come on lets have your dodgy tales in detail please .
 
Cant' match that, but...
In 3EZ mess HMS Arethusa alongside Swansea
Arethusa gyro room (hand job only)
4 Mess bathroom HMS Roebuck at sea (female before you ask...)
Knee trembler on the quarterdeck whilst on watch bosuns mate during the middle alongside in Brazil (visiting escort ahem)
 
How sad is this? I asked the PO Stoker if we ever did it on his last ship and he could not remember. Do you think that it is because he is old and his memory is failing or that I am a not very memorable shag?
 

imom1406

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
How sad is this? I asked the PO Stoker if we ever did it on his last ship and he could not remember. Do you think that it is because he is old and his memory is failing or that I am a not very memorable shag?

I think you'll find it is because he see's the question as a trick one to catch him out...best to plead ignorance and mild alzhiemers!!
 

imom1406

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
I shall never understand men! Why do that? Why not say yes or no? It was only a very small ship!

Never underestimate a man's capability to give a panic answer to what is thought to be a trick question!!
 

imom1406

War Hero
rosinacarley said:
Do you think if I explain to him in words of one syllabul (spelling??) that it is not a trick question he might remember?

Do you know English Sign Language....do that at the same time, it might help...but he now has to back peddle.......stoker baiting is fun!!
 

SILVER_FOX

War Hero
Rosina said: How sad is this? I asked the PO Stoker if we ever did it on his last ship and he could not remember. Do you think that it is because he is old and his memory is failing or that I am a not very memorable shag?

Maybe he just doesn't like to kiss and tell. As for memorable, why do you need to ask - can't you remember yourself?

Have I done it? - Yes Guilty, but not giving any details out. Long time ago.

SF
 

imom1406

War Hero
I did , but only as part of a deep comitted and loving relationship!!...i think it was in the EMR......Exocet Room, Fwd and Aft Sea Wolf trackers.....2016 Sonar Space....UAA1 office........I loved being the duty WEM....i had all the keys to the comfy rooms!!
 
imom1406 said:
I did , but only as part of a deep comitted and loving relationship!!...i think it was in the EMR......Exocet Room, Fwd and Aft Sea Wolf trackers.....2016 Sonar Space....UAA1 office........I loved being the duty WEM....i had all the keys to the comfy rooms!!

different deep committed relationship each time?

Peter
 
SILVER_FOX said:
Rosina said: How sad is this? I asked the PO Stoker if we ever did it on his last ship and he could not remember. Do you think that it is because he is old and his memory is failing or that I am a not very memorable shag?

Maybe he just doesn't like to kiss and tell. As for memorable, why do you need to ask - can't you remember yourself?

Have I done it? - Yes Guilty, but not giving any details out. Long time ago.

SF

Actually no I cannot! But I remember Gutter Tor refuge as a Part 1 instructor, Calveslake Tor, Coombeshead Tor, Pier Cellars! All with the PO Stoker in case you were wondering!
 

imom1406

War Hero
Maxi_77 said:
imom1406 said:
I did , but only as part of a deep comitted and loving relationship!!...i think it was in the EMR......Exocet Room, Fwd and Aft Sea Wolf trackers.....2016 Sonar Space....UAA1 office........I loved being the duty WEM....i had all the keys to the comfy rooms!!

different deep committed relationship each time?

Peter

Of course...and out of respect.. i will not mention names.....and it's not because i can't remember them...honest!
 
I'd like to, perhaps during Navy Days as a Civvy visitor! Do the "available" gay sailors wear anything distinctive, other that a full set, like a red ribbon, so I can tell? :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
 
Always_a_Civvy said:
I'd like to, perhaps during Navy Days as a Civvy visitor! Do the "available" gay sailors wear anything distinctive, other that a full set, like a red ribbon, so I can tell? :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
There are no gay sailors, it's a myth
 

imom1406

War Hero
Lingyai said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
I'd like to, perhaps during Navy Days as a Civvy visitor! Do the "available" gay sailors wear anything distinctive, other that a full set, like a red ribbon, so I can tell? :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
There are no gay sailors, it's a myth


Ith that a thpeach impediment.....a myth rather than a mithter!
 
imom1406 said:
Lingyai said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
I'd like to, perhaps during Navy Days as a Civvy visitor! Do the "available" gay sailors wear anything distinctive, other that a full set, like a red ribbon, so I can tell? :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
There are no gay sailors, it's a myth


Ith that a thpeach impediment.....a myth rather than a mithter!
Yeth it ith :lol:
 
Lingyai said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
I'd like to, perhaps during Navy Days as a Civvy visitor! Do the "available" gay sailors wear anything distinctive, other that a full set, like a red ribbon, so I can tell? :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
There are no gay sailors, it's a myth

What a pity Lingy. Perhaps I should simply ask the nearest hairy stoker if he could show me the golden rivet - and hope for the best! :lol:
 
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