The_Caretaker
War Hero
Roy Keane walks into the dressing room at Old Trafford and walks directly to Sir Alex .
He says "Boss, i cannot play today unless i get my Cortazone injection"
David Beckham overhears this and pipes up " Boss, I wont play unless i get a new car as well."
or
Have you heard about the Dyslexic Athiest Insomniac.
He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was such a thing as Dog.
or
The dyslexic satanist who sold his soul to santa.
He says "Boss, i cannot play today unless i get my Cortazone injection"
David Beckham overhears this and pipes up " Boss, I wont play unless i get a new car as well."
or
Have you heard about the Dyslexic Athiest Insomniac.
He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was such a thing as Dog.
or
The dyslexic satanist who sold his soul to santa.
