Have u Heard

The_Caretaker

War Hero
Roy Keane walks into the dressing room at Old Trafford and walks directly to Sir Alex .

He says "Boss, i cannot play today unless i get my Cortazone injection"

David Beckham overhears this and pipes up " Boss, I wont play unless i get a new car as well."

or

Have you heard about the Dyslexic Athiest Insomniac.

He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was such a thing as Dog.

or

The dyslexic satanist who sold his soul to santa.
 
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