Roy Keane walks into the dressing room at Old Trafford and walks directly to Sir Alex . He says "Boss, i cannot play today unless i get my Cortazone injection" David Beckham overhears this and pipes up " Boss, I wont play unless i get a new car as well." or Have you heard about the Dyslexic Athiest Insomniac. He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was such a thing as Dog. or The dyslexic satanist who sold his soul to santa.