Has Hig been kidnapped?

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  1. OMFG!

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  2. Oh dear, how sad

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  3. Hehehehehehe!

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  4. WTF?

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  1. As I haven't heard a peep out of our resident Bane of Nooby I was wondering if the noobs, bless their white cotton socks, had kidnapped him?

    I have visions of poor Higgy tied up in somewhere, gagged, in a dark and lonely spot in the Noobs Forum, being tormented with bone questions and the latest nooby gadget: an all singing and dancing steam iron that does everything except the actual ironing.

    How much do the noobs demand for his release?

    Can the money be raised in time?

    Should we spend it on beer and corned dog sarnies instead?
     
  2. If the noobs have kidnapped him, they will get no peace and quiet until one of them gives him a blowjob!
     
  3. He is fine and very happy in his new life,
     
  4. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    There's no option for "who gives a feck..." :shock:
     
  5. Didn't he leave in a stew because some of his threads got deleted?
     
  6. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    WBD: Many do, but they always (well, more often than not) return here, in a fanfare of attention-seeking and sycophantic glory... :roll: :oops:
     
  7. Welcome Back SgtP :) :wink:
     
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I never went away... :twisted:
     
  9. any chance somebody could give me a link to his threads that were deleted.....thanks...

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  10. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    UA: Don't worry; HTP will be along shortly to show you himself... :wink:
     
  11. He's drinking and singing "Roll on me time boys..the grey funnel line..etc" on ROMFT site.... :) 8) :wink: :roll:
     
  12. Poor Hig, gagged and silenced. I received a "ransom" note today which reads as follows:

    As it's written in unintelligible prose, it looks like poor Higgy will forever be a plaything of the Newbies! 8O :twisted: :lol:
     
  13. Bump..... as I'm soooooooo worried about Hig's welfare! ;)
     
  14. Then gon on t'other site and say hello.
     
  15. HP is in sh!t somewhere an' no doubt happy.




    .....I'm wondering where Nutty is, not online since May..??? :(
     
  16. nope...he's still blubbing for his muma
     
  17. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Is he? How would you know this?
     
  18. do you need the noob to spell it out?..leaves a bad taste in the mouth :roll:
     

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