As I haven't heard a peep out of our resident Bane of Nooby I was wondering if the noobs, bless their white cotton socks, had kidnapped him? I have visions of poor Higgy tied up in somewhere, gagged, in a dark and lonely spot in the Noobs Forum, being tormented with bone questions and the latest nooby gadget: an all singing and dancing steam iron that does everything except the actual ironing. How much do the noobs demand for his release? Can the money be raised in time? Should we spend it on beer and corned dog sarnies instead?