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Has everyone got a disability or learning difficulty?

Seriously, am I the only one who deosn't have ADD / Dyslexia / Aspergers etc? 1 in 3 newbies posting on here have some form of SPLD or other affliction that is wheeled out at the first chance.

Perhaps Chernobyl had a wider reaching effect and the kids joining now had their brains melted by fallout.

I have no issue with those with genuine afflictions but I'm not buying it.

Fcuk off and stop using it as an excuse for being thick and/ or lazy you whining self-pitying ignorant uneducated little text speaking cnuts.

but i hav gt dislecksi so cnt tipe why do it matr on intrent anywey?

FCUK OFF.
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
I see what you mean, loads of threads about various bollocks. Ask the mongs to text a 2 page message and its done in seconds!!!
 

alacrity174

War Hero
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Seriously, am I the only one who deosn't have ADD / Dyslexia / Aspergers etc? 1 in 3 newbies posting on here have some form of SPLD or other affliction that is wheeled out at the first chance.

Perhaps Chernobyl had a wider reaching effect and the kids joining now had their brains melted by fallout.

I have no issue with those with genuine afflictions but I'm not buying it.

Fcuk off and stop using it as an excuse for being thick and/ or lazy you whining self-pitying ignorant uneductaed little text speaking cnuts.

but i hav gt dislecksi so cnt tipe why do it matr on intrent anywey?

FCUK OFF.

Bloody spot on shippers.

FFS only disability I remember was trying to get to the bottom of the beer pyramid on a call round and failing.
 

Spidiver

War Hero
Thank feck for that, no MLP you ain't the only one, being a new poster on here I thought I'd see how things are before I started voicing my opinions.

It's either some old Percy Pongo sitting at home thinking up daft questions (which I hope to feck it is) or the Navy is going to be over-run with these soft arsed mummies boys that want to know " Is it better to run on a treadmill or a fecking pavement?", does it matter 2 fecks, for the average bloke the PT in the mob aint that hard...if you think it is, you shouldn't be joining up.

All these fat feckers..."Oooh how do I lose weight?" Simple numnuts stop shovelling food down yer fecking throat. For diver training...we didn't have track suits over 34" waist...cos if you needed a 36" waist..you was too feckin fat to be on course.

"Oooh what kind of iron will I need?" Look twat, at your age you should just be able to recognise a feckin iron...you should not know anything else about them..it's not natural for a bloke to know about irons...
 
Spidiver said:
Thank feck for that, no MLP you ain't the only one, being a new poster on here I thought I'd see how things are before I started voicing my opinions.

It's either some old Percy Pongo sitting at home thinking up daft questions (which I hope to feck it is) or the Navy is going to be over-run with these soft arsed mummies boys that want to know " Is it better to run on a treadmill or a fecking pavement?", does it matter 2 fecks, for the average bloke the PT in the mob aint that hard...if you think it is, you shouldn't be joining up.

All these fat feckers..."Oooh how do I lose weight?" Simple numnuts stop shovelling food down yer fecking throat. For diver training...we didn't have track suits over 34" waist...cos if you needed a 36" waist..you was too feckin fat to be on course.

"Oooh what kind of iron will I need?" Look twat, at your age you should just be able to recognise a feckin iron...you should not know anything else about them..it's not natural for a bloke to know about irons...

How in God's name did we manage? Oh I know, we rocked up at the AFCO, signed a few bits of paper, did as we were told, went for a few runs, got the kitlist and train ticket and cracked the fcuk on.

Is it really so hard?
 

Aldis

Lantern Swinger
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Seriously, am I the only one who deosn't have ADD / Dyslexia / Aspergers etc? .........

Fcuk off and stop using it as an excuse for being thick and/ or lazy you whining self-pitying ignorant uneducated little text speaking cnuts.

FCUK OFF.

Tourettes?
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Seriously, am I the only one who deosn't have ADD / Dyslexia / Aspergers etc? 1 in 3 newbies posting on here have some form of SPLD or other affliction that is wheeled out at the first chance.

Perhaps Chernobyl had a wider reaching effect and the kids joining now had their brains melted by fallout.

I have no issue with those with genuine afflictions but I'm not buying it.

Fcuk off and stop using it as an excuse for being thick and/ or lazy you whining self-pitying ignorant uneducated little text speaking cnuts.

but i hav gt dislecksi so cnt tipe why do it matr on intrent anywey?

FCUK OFF.


How the fcuk would I know if I've got any of them things wrong with me,
I dont know what they are, but its not my fault I was born with an affliction, its called fcukin ignorance. Give us a w*nk it helps. 8O :wink: :D
Its better if you use the cheeks of your asre. :twisted:
 
Aldis said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Seriously, am I the only one who deosn't have ADD / Dyslexia / Aspergers etc? .........

Fcuk off and stop using it as an excuse for being thick and/ or lazy you whining self-pitying ignorant uneducated little text speaking cnuts.

FCUK OFF.

Tourettes?

Dick, diccklurpi. cc.c.c.c.ccocksucker!!!!!!!!!!

Fcuk FCUK!
 

Aldis

Lantern Swinger
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Aldis said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Seriously, am I the only one who deosn't have ADD / Dyslexia / Aspergers etc? .........

Fcuk off and stop using it as an excuse for being thick and/ or lazy you whining self-pitying ignorant uneducated little text speaking cnuts.

FCUK OFF.

Tourettes?

Dick, diccklurpi. cc.c.c.c.ccocksucker!!!!!!!!!!

Fcuk FCUK!

BRILLIANT!! Abso-fcuking-lutely brilliant
 

Guzzler

War Hero
It does indeed appear to be spacker week.

I think my favourite today is the thick and fat 'potential' officer.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Guzzler said:
It does indeed appear to be spacker week.

I think my favourite today is the thick and fat 'potential' officer.

Oh you mean the dyslexic fat cnut :wink: 8O
 
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