Has anybody seen my lady willy?

It seems to be defective.

In other news, my best friend passed the RAF medical today. But how come the Crabs get all the squatting and coughing and prodding, and the modern potential matelot gets a rub on the back and glance at the knees? Not that i'm complaining, mind. Hearing test?? I've got tinnitus.
 

flatbackpinky

Lantern Swinger
havent seen your lady willy and if i did i would porb be jealous

As to the medicals its always been the same "two arms two legs one eye you'll do "
 
I can virtually see your 'ex''s lady willy, Dondon! You must have a collection of photos of daunty lasses. None with faces, oddly.
 

dondon

MIA
snapdragon said:
I can virtually see your 'ex''s lady willy, Dondon! You must have a collection of photos of daunty lasses. None with faces, oddly.

She let her face be shown when she was a Nun , mmmmmmmm , a bit shy now though , ah bless , :oops:
 

slim

War Hero
Perhaps you should contact the cock removing doctor from another post. He may be able advise you.
 

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