HARD ON

#3
Chocolate is rich in theobromine, which acts as a 'feel-good' chemical on the brain.

Or perhaps you're just a chocolate fixated pervert.
 
#8
gizawetofyagoffaskin said:
I was told by my sea daddy that a fresh tin of swarfs peppered with ballbearings was the thing.....
Ah but it needs to be in a size 7 surgeons rubber glove for full effect. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#9
Percey, if kye really works, you could patent it as the miracle cure for impotence and retire to your own island on the proceeds. Or perhaps their Lordships will market it as the White Ensign Impotence Cure! :lol:

Steve.
 
#11
Greenie said:
Phonetically the old saying used to be

ABLE ,BAKER, CHARLIE , DOG I'm as hard as a chocolate frog :lol: :lol:
I think this should be RRs Motto. A great way to welcome nozzers onboard, though the phonetics I learned in 1979 went: Alfa, Bravo, Charlie, Delta...! :lol:
 

Darb

Lantern Swinger
#17
Greenie wrote:
Phonetically the old saying used to be

ABLE ,BAKER, CHARLIE , DOG I'm as hard as a chocolate frog

I think this should be RRs Motto. A great way to welcome nozzers onboard, though the phonetics I learned in 1979 went: Alfa, Bravo, Charlie, Delta...!
Alfa, bravo, charlie-delta-echo, I'm as hard as a chocolate gekko! Works for me :D
 

terry_rice

Lantern Swinger
#20
Would she have done the same if it was the real thing? if this is the case , you could certainly look forward to having lipstick on your dipstick !!
 

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