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Hard of Hearing

Thread starter TonyW
Start date Mar 20, 2013

TonyW

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Mar 20, 2013

Bloke went to the doctors complaining of hearing loss.

Doc says "can you describe the symptoms?"

Bloke replies "Homers a fat bastard and Marge has got blue hair"

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