Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by dave_88, Aug 1, 2008.
The heart of the site is the forum area, including:
Happy Yorkshire Day!!!!
Rammit Northern Monkey!
Was it today?
My Yorkshire Jackdusty Killick mate kept quiet about it here. Have to remind him tomorrow in work. Does that mean he isn't 100% hardcore Yorkshire'ish?
Should I start asking if his loyalties lie with Lancashire?
Maybe he's just been away from the county too long. Send him back for some rehabilitation forward slash punishment. If he is in fact a Lancastrian hand him in at your local police station.
A great day indeed, and we've just had authorisation given on our own county flag! Its my birthday today, a good day for a Tyke to be born, and my youngest son has ordered me the new flag as a present, now all I need is a flag pole to fly it from! That will set the cat among the pigeons here in deepest Gloucestershire! :thumright:
HAPPY YORKSHIRE DAY! :w00t:
To everyone from God's own county... happy Yorkshire day!
To everyone from Lancashire... *makes a rude gesture*
To everyone else... happy Friday
All together now -
On Ilkley moor bah'tat, on Ilkley moor bah'tat, on Ilkley moor bah'tat (where the ducks play football).
I can remember Bernard Cribbins singing that at the rugby league challenge cup final in 1987 when the fax beat the saints by a John Pendlebury drop goal.
Proud to be a yorkshire man! :strong:
I always learnt it as "Where the sheep go shopping"... must be regional differences!
Yoccksheer, its Gods country, and hes f***in welcome to it.
Shiny Shef, bloody Leeds, and all miserable yorkies from, may you cheer up. Still, could be worse, you could be from Hull......
...Last time I went to Yorkshire....it were closed!!!! Shame... :thanks:
Or the Yorkshire motto:
Hear all, see all, say nowt
Eat all, drink all, pay nowt!
"From Hull.Hell and Halifax may the Lord preserve us"
Only one good thing to come out of Yorkshire is the M62 west bound
Now where is the bomb-proof bunker around here?
There are hundreds of great little Yorkshire Commandments like that, this is one of my personal favourites
"Never tell a Yorkshire lass you're unworthy of her - let her find out for herself"
Just google - Yorkshire Airlines - puts it in a nutshell really!
Lern t'speek t'Queens English mee owl flowah:-
3. summat supeer
4. gerrit etten
6. smarrer wee im
7. ient gorrit
8. azee giniter
9. gizituz mester
10. eez gooinoam
11. astha gorrit reight
15. ient erd nowt
18. midadz gorrajag
19. weerz gaffer
20. guangit thiuan
21. cannar lakeartwithi
22. shut thi gob
24. amguin afuarthee
25. eewont theer
26. astha gorrit withy
27. it dunt marra
28. arthaguinart tuneet
30. lerrim purrizaton
31. asthagot thibouetson
32. oowerreewi wurree weisen
33. corfurus intmornin
34. eesezitintis burraberritis
35. summonems gorragerroff
36. wiv gorra gerrum reight
38. narthenthee wotthaduwin
39. estha seenim ont telly
40. thalefter gerranewun
41. eenose nowtabartit
44. ee dernt purrized undawata
45. lerrus gerrusands wesht
46. ateldim burredint lissen
47. asai alclowtthi ifthaduntgioer
48. gerrarearry tergithianand weeit
49. thawantstur weshthi eeroilsart
50. thakan iftha wanster
51. aswerdarn itworimitwa
52. canthacum toaraouse tuneet
53. wiv gorragerrus inbux
54. eyupthee asthagouinon
56. thareight thanus
57. arthiguin intertarn thisaft
58. thas gorrit rongagean
59. yerv gorra wotchitweeim
60. armeni timeseva teldthi
Odd but true! :bball:
It is indeed God's Own county; because if the Lord chose to give the world an enema, Yorkshire is where he would insert the tube! :bootyshake:
And as we are known to be tight......
'' It the ever dus owt for nowt, allus doit for the sen ''
Separate names with a comma.