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sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Continuing on a previous theme... :twisted:

 

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Doing Kelly Brook up the duck run whilst watching England win the rugby world cup with a pint of cider in my hand.
 
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guestm

Guest
Doing Kelly Brook up the duck run whilst watching England win the rugby world cup with a pint of cider in my hand.

In similar fashion, I'd like to take Gemma Arterton down the shops, buy her a nice dress, new shoes and handbag, take her for dinner at my favourite restaurant; David Kennedy's Food Social (It's very good, I highly recommend it). Then retire back to mine with a bottle of Vallet Freres Meursault.

Then I'd whack it right up her ricker, watch Le Tour highlights whilst she serves up a ring dhobi and go to sleep.
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Happy thoughts?

I got so blotto on this shit last night that I think I've done permanent damage to my frontal lobe and retinas:



All that's been going through my head today is this spiky red hot snake of a hangover that's meandering it's way around my skull.

Although a 3 way with the Irish one from the Saturdays and Emily Blunt would go down a fucking treat right now.
 

Rachelthree

War Hero
Jack daniels honey is so good, too good some may say. I have been on the cider today, eurghhh i feel like worzel gummedge
 

Davetherave

Midshipman
Jack daniels honey is so good, too good some may say. I have been on the cider today, eurghhh i feel like worzel gummedge

JD with honey seems pretty harmless when you're drinking it, you only realise your mistake in the morning! :thumbdown:

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Sharkey

Banned
In similar fashion, I'd like to take Gemma Arterton down the shops, buy her a nice dress, new shoes and handbag, take her for dinner at my favourite restaurant; David Kennedy's Food Social (It's very good, I highly recommend it). Then retire back to mine with a bottle of Vallet Freres Meursault.

Then I'd whack it right up her ricker, watch Le Tour highlights whilst she serves up a ring dhobi and go to sleep.

I'm sure that if you mailed her with this offer she would be up for it, I'd leave the last bit off though, save it as a surprise
 

FireMonkey

Lantern Swinger
Bacon and sausage sandwich, with fresh baked bread on sunday mornings after a week of eating rabbit food for breakfast makes me feel happy inside.
 
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Very Happy today to receive my Grants.

From the Govt? No, silly billy!!

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Yesterday a chap from out of the city rang with a problem on a Commercial bit of kit (he had found us in Yellow pages).

He described the symptoms of Model XX , I had fixed several faults on similar Models of that ilk so talked him through the likely causes and possible fixes.

He rang back after a couple of hours, delighted to say my advice had enabled him to repair it himself and that it was now all OK again, what did I drink?

I replied 'Anything but Lager!'
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Early doors today he trekked over and arrived with 70cl of the Grant's.




:compress: Happy Daze, bless him!
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Sunday sitting outside at my new garden table and chairs and big parasol that I bought 3 years ago and hasn't seen daylight since. £500 well spent at last and it was dead peaceful as Mrs Wrecks was watching tennis. Saturday was good as well, local carnival and I was on the RBL stand which was next to the pub, Doom Bar, sunshine and scantily clad wenches walking around, excellent combination :)
 

Sharkey

Banned
This weather is ok for you cockerknees, the sickbay up here is full of people as red as a phone box, several have died of shock cos the sun came out two days running, children are scared to go out cos of the big yellow thing in the sky, sales of lard ( a Northern sunscreen) have rocketed but on the plus side the wifes solar powered watch she got 5 years ago has started working.
 
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