Happy Official Birthday H.M. the Q.

[BillyNoMates]

Have a great birthday. I put a fiver in the card I sent and I booked
a table at Nandos for you and the old man. Leave the bill with
Tracey (at the bar). I'll settle it up later.

Your obedient servant,

Billy.

X X X

 

[taffscrivs]

Dear Liz, hope you have a nice birthday. Did you have a nice card off Phil or was it one of those smutty efforts from the Card Shop? We all know about his sense of humour! Yours kneelingly, Scrivs.

 

[fishhead]

What a pair of creeps. you'll have to do better than that if you want one of her gongs.

 

[BillyNoMates]

It was worth a shot. Bet she keeps the fiver.

 

[taffscrivs]

It was cheper than sending a card,we are in a time of austerity you know!