Happy Christmas to all those deployed

#1
I think that many of us know of people deployed and away from their families at this festive period, whether in the Navy, Army and Air Force, but particularly those who are mobilised and deployed in the RNR and RMR.

Where ever they are serving at sea or on the land, I wish them a very peaceful Christmas, a Happy New Year and thank them for what they are all doing for us.
 
#2
This Christmas while I unwrap my presents around the tree, getting slowly drunk on expensive whiskey, I shall spare a thought for all those serving overseas this Christmas.

Ha ha dippers shippers, that's life in the fcuking blue one!
 

tiddlyoggy

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#4
2_deck_dash said:
This Christmas while I unwrap my presents around the tree, getting slowly drunk on expensive whiskey, I shall spare a thought for all those serving overseas this Christmas.

Ha ha dippers shippers, that's life in the fcuking blue one!
Cheers shippers, a true matelot Chrimbo greeting. :lol:
I hope you vom on your rellies, swamp your expensive whisky out on the tree and get a belt from the lights up your cock. :wink:
 
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#5
Yes, thanks for all you are doing for us you deployed heroes around the globe. Thanks to you evil will not encroach my doorstep this yuletide.

Without these fine men of the RNR protecting us we'd surely all be dead.
 

Purple_twiglet

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#6
"Thanks to you evil will not encroach my doorstep this yuletide"

Maybe not, but a large number of women demanding payment for outstanding child maintenance might... :)
 
#7
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
Without these fine men of the RNR protecting us we'd surely all be dead.
It's true, God bless those hobbyist bastards. Doing the shitty jobs onboard so proper matelots don't have to.

At the turning off of the Hobart, and in Scullery we shall remember them.
 
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#8
Purple_twiglet said:
"Thanks to you evil will not encroach my doorstep this yuletide"

Maybe not, but a large number of women demanding payment for outstanding child maintenance might... :)
That would be bad. In order to fend them of I demand a detachment of heroic FPG reservists immediately.
 

Purple_twiglet

War Hero
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#10
"That would be bad. In order to fend them of I demand a detachment of heroic FPG reservists immediately. "

We've already used up your allocation to guard the VD medication depot solely assigned for your use...

If you're really lucky the HAC might send 2DD to dig a hole outside your house and watch you covertly having it away with the local wildlife...
 
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guestm

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#12
Purple_twiglet said:
"That would be bad. In order to fend them of I demand a detachment of heroic FPG reservists immediately. "

We've already used up your allocation to guard the VD medication depot solely assigned for your use...

If you're really lucky the HAC might send 2DD to dig a hole outside your house and watch you covertly having it away with the local wildlife...
You saucy minx. You've got a way with words.
 
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guestm

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#14
Purple_twiglet said:
"You saucy minx. You've got a way with words. "

How bizarre, your Mrs whispered the same words into my ear last night...
I doubt it. I cut her vocal chords out a few years ago when she had the audacity to express an opinion.
 

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