Happy Christmas RumRats


War Hero
Happy Christmas fuckers,

May your stockings be full of come and some one come and fill your stockings. Keep safe.

....I'm home alone most of Chrimbo so will probably end up getting banned from either here or Arsse.... :)

Have a good one.
Time for Chrimbo leave, for those that do not celebrate Chrimbo tuff shit, for those that have to work get a better job, Happy Christmas and a happy new year.
Home alone almost sounds peaceful; I will no doubt be invaded by the Kids and Grandkids.

Edited Just finished annual ritual, I have cleaned my tea cup at work, I forgot it was white?
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Happy Chrimbo bollix to you all. Sumo..are work cups supposed to be cleaned? I thought elfin safety stopped all that due to the use of chemicals unless you were supervised by a COSHH assessor?
Well thats it! Office all packed up and shut down until the New Year. I am officially off on leave until January!

Sooo ... Wish you all a Merry Christmas ... have a good one!



Book Reviewer
My best wisher for the Christmas and New Year to all you rationers out there. Have a great time. If you make a New Years resolution make it a good one.lol


War Hero
Book Reviewer
I left my job today and it's 4 weeks until the new one starts so it'll be a very merry Christmas for me.

Heres to a marvellous Chrimbo for all you lovely RR chaps and chapesses

Just the thoughts of a blonde ex wren
Happy Christmas to all :rendeer:

Only one more day and the nights get shorter :woot:

(Unless you're South of the Equator, in which case, enjoy your Summer)
Please be advised that all Rum Rationers planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night.

While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all facility users are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks. The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that prior to shining his/her glory all around s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.

Following last year’s well publicised case, everyone is advised that EC legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr. R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.

While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is commonly practised in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded under provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. Further, caution is advised regarding other common gifts, such as aromatic resins that may initiate allergic reactions.

Finally, in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.

Merry Christmas,
Risk Management Team xx

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