Happy Birthday to sgtpepperband

#10
Happy Birthday, now for fuck sake blow your bastard candles out, the heats peeling the paint orf me shed and the Marigolds are flowering too early. :D
 

sgtpepperband

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#11
Many thanks, all. I was expecting some more abusive messages, to be honest, but the warm gestures are very welcome. I celebrated today in the usual manner - CO's Table followed by Drug & Alcohol Lecture... :lol:

However for the last few days I was seriously worried about my birthday - apparently at 40 there's an 80% chance I'll kill a child... :shock: :twisted:
 
#12
sgtpepperband said:
Many thanks, all. I was expecting some more abusive messages, to be honest, but the warm gestures are very welcome. I celebrated today in the usual manner - CO's Table followed by Drug & Alcohol Lecture... :lol:

However for the last few days I was seriously worried about my birthday - apparently at 40 there's an 80% chance I'll kill a child... :shock: :twisted:
Time to confess, what did you do and what did you get, was it related to the following lecture????
 

Guns

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#13
You take the wait off your feet and have a read of all your cards. The ones with free flowing handwriting from friends. The ones were a ruler and biro feature your work based acquaintances.

Besides 40 is the new 30 I hear.

And remember still need a few more collars for your Xmas bonus.
 
#18
JonnoJonno said:
Gombear said:
Blackrat said:
Move along from this thread. Nothing to see here people. Go on, do one.

Happy birthday you old cunt!
But I wanted to wish SPB a happy birthday. Now he will never know. :cry:
Right sonny, you're going in the book for that. Somebody Jail this cheeky fucker.
Now I can call SJP a a poe-faced old f**kwit and he won’t even know and anyway, it’s all Blackrat’s fault for moving be along………tidy! :wink:
 
#19
Gombear said:
JonnoJonno said:
Gombear said:
Blackrat said:
Move along from this thread. Nothing to see here people. Go on, do one.

Happy birthday you old cunt!
But I wanted to wish SPB a happy birthday. Now he will never know. :cry:
Right sonny, you're going in the book for that. Somebody Jail this cheeky fucker.
Now I can call SJP a a poe-faced old f**kwit and he won’t even know and anyway, it’s all Blackrat’s fault for moving be along………tidy! :wink:
Admit it - you've been reading too many articles about the new Sex and The City film, haven't you?

SJP is Sarah-Jessica Parker!
 
#20
soleil said:
Gombear said:
JonnoJonno said:
Gombear said:
Blackrat said:
Move along from this thread. Nothing to see here people. Go on, do one.

Happy birthday you old cunt!
But I wanted to wish SPB a happy birthday. Now he will never know. :cry:
Right sonny, you're going in the book for that. Somebody Jail this cheeky fucker.
Now I can call SJP a a poe-faced old f**kwit and he won’t even know and anyway, it’s all Blackrat’s fault for moving be along………tidy! :wink:
Admit it - you've been reading too many articles about the new Sex and The City film, haven't you?

SJP is Sarah-Jessica Parker!
Aha!! You've just outed SPB. :lol:
 

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