Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by janner, Jul 13, 2014.
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Happy Birthday mate, may you have many more
Happy Birthday BNM :winkrazz:
Happy Birthday Billy.ccasion5:
Happy birthday, you old twat!
Happy ffing birthday
Happy Birthday, hair of the dog tomorrow?
Have a great day BNM.
If you're still sober enough to read this Happy Birthday BNM
Hope you've had a wonderful birthday Billy.
I love you,
Just an hour left of it. Hope you make it to tomorrow.
Have I got say say hippo birdies two ewes again? 'Cos I already said it on the other thread!
Worry not - v6.0 isn't ALL bad.
Where's my potty?
Welcome to the Silly Old Sods club! Just remember to start asking for Senior Citizens rates! Took me a while to remember to ask for them! Hope the hang over isn't too big!
Firstly, thank you all for your messages of condolence. Secondly, I've now got a shiny new laptop running on Windows 8.1 (which has completely fucked my I.T. head in........been on Windows Vista like for bloody ever). Thirdly, back to work tonight and I'm going to watch the shite fly when I say, "That's it......I'm retiring, where's all the forms I've got to fill in?" (only joking mind - just want to see what happens). Fourthly, me and Jack Daniels are still good friends, and fifthly.......my Kareoke version of "Eye of the tiger" is utterly fucking AWSOME.
Sixthly......why 'aint WolfPackLeader talking to me?
Make the most of the silent treatment Billy, you know you'll be in for a shitstorm when the power of speech returns
I haven't spoken to my wife for 2 years.
I didn't want to interupt her! Ba dum Tiss!
With thanks to Jethro for the material.
Happy belated birthdayyyyy!
I think it may be something to do with my clumsy attempt to get over our fence and steal next doors pet rabbits. They're a couple of noisy fighting floppy eared twats, and I think that I may have threatened to chuck 'em on the barbecue.....after that and several more shots of mental juice - everything's gone sort of vague.
Women eh! What did she expect when she married a submariner?
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