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Handyman

The_Caretaker

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REDNECK HANDYMAN

A redneck is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few
minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on
the road and he's stuck under my truck. He's still wriggling what should I
do?''

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker agrees and signs off.

About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush." "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
 

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