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+What an embarrassment today's sailors look in their number ones.
Somewhat like a starched tailor's dummy from a Chatham Naval Tailor's window .
Have they never slept in them?
Cleaned unmentionable stains from them using half inched carbon tetrachloride from the ship's Pyrene fire extinguishers?
Bleached their collars and dicky fronts in pussers Teepol?
Had their caps sat on by performing mules with strapped-on nubile young things from Panama City?
How do they keep them so dull and un-lived in looking?
Sadly, the females look ridiculous
Somewhat like a starched tailor's dummy from a Chatham Naval Tailor's window .
Have they never slept in them?
Cleaned unmentionable stains from them using half inched carbon tetrachloride from the ship's Pyrene fire extinguishers?
Bleached their collars and dicky fronts in pussers Teepol?
Had their caps sat on by performing mules with strapped-on nubile young things from Panama City?
How do they keep them so dull and un-lived in looking?
Sadly, the females look ridiculous