Hammock and Vegetables

#1
I was doing my scran shopping in M&S yesterday when I thought I read a ready-made meal being offered: Hammock and Vegetables... Eh?..... I stopped. Perhaps this was M&S's new Matelot range of nutritionally balanced scran in support of the RN? Er, no. I had misread it. Hammock turned out to be ham hock!

I was wondering if any other Rum Rationers have had any other similar experiences they would like to share with their cybermessmates?
 

xxspikexx

Lantern Swinger
#2
was doing the shopping with wifeybitch when she gasped, "they got bread named after you " ..."no" i replied "you daft bint it says thick cut "
 
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