Hammock and Vegetables

[Always_a_Civvy]

I was doing my scran shopping in M&S yesterday when I thought I read a ready-made meal being offered: Hammock and Vegetables... Eh?..... I stopped. Perhaps this was M&S's new Matelot range of nutritionally balanced scran in support of the RN? Er, no. I had misread it. Hammock turned out to be ham hock!

I was wondering if any other Rum Rationers have had any other similar experiences they would like to share with their cybermessmates?

 

[xxspikexx]

was doing the shopping with wifeybitch when she gasped, "they got bread named after you " ..."no" i replied "you daft bint it says thick cut "

 

[Jimmy_Green]

I've had similar experiences. Whenever I've gone for scran onboard I've often mistaken it for something that's nutritionally balanced. :???: