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Hair Raiser

A large woman , wearing a sleeveless sundress , walked into a bar , She raised her right arm , revealing a huge , hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked ,"Who will buy a lady a drink!"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her , but down at the end of the bar , a drunk slammed his hand on the counter and bellowed , "give the ballerina a drink"!
The barman poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. she turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them ,revealing the same hairy armpit , and asked ,"what man here will buy a lady a drink!"
Once again , the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said , "give the ballerina another drink!"
The barman approached the little drunk and said "I say old chap , it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink , but why do you keep calling her the ballerina!"
"As far as i'm concerned!" the drunk replied ,
"Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

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