Three guys go into a bar on a Sunday night. First one orders a drink.

"I'll h-h-h-h-ave a p-p-p-pint of b-b-b-iter p-p-p-lease"

The barmaid stops him and says,
"You're here for the speech impediment class next door, aren't you?"

"Y-y-y-yes, how did y-y-y-y-ou k-k-now?"

"Just gifted I guess, anyway, do not waste your money. Every week I see guys like you turn up and spend your money next door and every week you come back in here for your end of course function and you are all still as badly off as you were at the beginning"

"N-n-n-n-no!. It w-w-w-w-w-w-will be g-g-g-g-g-great"

"No it won't. I tell you what, if you and your 2 mates come in on Thursday and can answer one simple question without as much as a lisp or a stammer, I'll not only pay for the course but I'll take you outside and give you a bl*w-j*b"

"It's a d-d-d-d-d-d-deal"

On Thursday night in walk the three amigos.
"Right", says the attractive barmaid. "Where are you from?"
The first one says"B-b-b-b-b-b-birmingham, oh b-b-b-b-bugger"
The second one breathes deeply and slowly says "C-c-c-c-c-c-c-ardiifff, aw c-c-c-crap"
The third one (the original from the the Sunday night) says calmly, "London"

Stunned, the barmaid looks at him and smiles.

"Well done, I am truly impressed, you're the first one ever to win that bet, come on"

She leads him by the hand to outside the back of the bar where she pays up IN FULL.

As they re-enter the bar he is readjusting his clothes and he turns to her and says,


(nicked it from e-goat)--- but it made me giggle!!!!!!


War Hero
Two cannibals are eating a comedian that they have captured and cooked.
One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you??" :shock:
An England rugby fan was found drowned in the River Taff in Cardiff on sunday morning. He was wearing an England shirt, stockings and suspenders, black lacy thong and high heels.

To save the family embarassment the Police removed the England shirt....