hahaha I'm so drunk and you guys are funny

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by LaurenMc, Feb 1, 2013.

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  1. Loving the banter
     
  2. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I've spun the bottle and it's pointing at you.

    Clothes off.
     

  3. Who said chivalry is dead
     
  4. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    The cavalry will never die. We're elegant, stylish and wear tight trousers.

    Your kit. Off.
     
  5. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Oh dear, spun again and pointing at Lauren, I say she has to give rat a pokeybumwank.
     
  6. Then show us her toys.
     
  7. Photographic evidence required once kit is off though, plus address and webcam details.
     
  8. Fucking hell I'm not that drunk
     
  9. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Yes. Yes she should.
     

  10. Did someone say tight trouses??? Yess
     
  11. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Neither are we, but i think you have a nice arse.
     
  12. Boring, fuck off LM.
     
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  13. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Do you know my friend Ron (pusser) Hill?
     
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  14. YyyyeeeeAArrrgggHHHHHHH!!!!!

    PokeyBumWank?......this close enough?

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Hiya Bill.
     
  16. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Ooer too close for me shipmate!
     
  17. I'm not even going to ask how you found that pic Bill, you must be on nights again!
     
  18. You type "WreckerL with his finger up someones arse" into a search engine and
    hey presto!
     
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  19. I sometimes find if you put a bit of honey in your tea instead of sugar it makes a nice healthy alternative.

    Also did you know vinegar is surprisingly good for removing red wine stains?
     
  20. Goats ......................
     

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