Methinks I may be in the poo with She Who MUST Be Obeyed!!!!! Doing my daily chores around the ancestral home, that would be hoovering, to the down trodden!!!! I fancied a swift 'play' with my wee micro helicopter my son bought me for chrimbo! All went well until I chopped off the top of her favourite plant!! leaves and bits everywhere!!!!! Oh Fuck was the only thing that I could muster. Dogs pissed off and hid in their baskets - Bloody Fridays!!!! Can't afford a ticket to Brazil so I reckon my time on this planet may be shortened somewhat tonight when she finishes work!!!! Bollox, it's not as if it's the thirteenth is it?