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H4H competition help needed

seafarer1939

War Hero
Back on the H4H fund again at the local
A few months ago I organised a quick quiz as to who was the worlds most famous gay,we raised a couple of hundred or so.
This time I've tried another and I've got 40 pledges of a tenner each for the fund.
What it consists of is;
The ten things you would like to take on a Desert Island,non electrical,non mechanical or human and you must be able to carry it.
Winner gets a ton rest goes to the fund.
I'm a bit stuck.
I've got

1.A rubber inflatable doll with puncture repair kit
2.Two boxes of Preparation H
3.Box of woodworking tools
4.Pussers knife with marlin spike
4.Complete works of Shakespeare
5.Portable Piano or guitar
6.Fire lighting steel
7.bear grylls or Ray Mears book on survival.
8.Reams of writing paper or books with calendar
That's where I am stuck for another two.
Already there's been a few crazy suggestions but it's for the cause
Comp ends New Years eve and if I win I'll donate my winnings to the fund.
It's just a bit of fun so help if you can to make it more interesting especially as one regular wants all his choices to be crates of Newkie broon.
 
SF,

All that paper would be useless without a writing implement - Suggest a box of pencils (or crayons even :wink: ).

As it gets dark at night, even on a desert island, surely you will need a windee-upee torch?

Island? Surrounded by water? :idea: Fishing outfit of course.


Thats three - So you'll just have to bin that Inflatable Dolly and rely upon your fading memory :cry:
 

yamyamdabber

War Hero
Where is your copy of any popular gentlemans entertainment magazines???

Plus a crate of Super T wouldnt go a miss would it
 

sweetpea

War Hero
Dental Floss - can be used as a fishing line, thread for binding, sewing, shoelaces etc and it can also clean your teeth. :wink:

A pot of Honey - it never goes off. Not only is honey very nutritive, it also acts as an antiseptic when put on wounds.

SP.
 

yamyamdabber

War Hero
BreathingOutOnTheWayUp said:
Thats three - So you'll just have to bin that Inflatable Dolly and rely upon your fading memory :cry:

Dont bin the doll, you could use it to float on while out fishing. That would also wash it out after use :)
 

seafarer1939

War Hero
that's some,won't ditch the doll though,pencils can be made with charcoal,Mag glass is good,bible is not for me.
i think the lads at the bar are thinking of a more way out type of things,box of condoms is good for holding water.
Don't think I'm in with a chance compared to others but it will raise a fair bit of cash and that's the aim of it.
Thanks anyway
 
seafarer1939 said:
Back on the H4H fund again at the local
A few months ago I organised a quick quiz as to who was the worlds most famous gay,we raised a couple of hundred or so.
This time I've tried another and I've got 40 pledges of a tenner each for the fund.
What it consists of is;
The ten things you would like to take on a Desert Island,non electrical,non mechanical or human and you must be able to carry it.
Winner gets a ton rest goes to the fund.
I'm a bit stuck.
I've got

1.A rubber inflatable doll with puncture repair kit
2.Two boxes of Preparation H
3.Box of woodworking tools
4.Pussers knife with marlin spike
4.Complete works of Shakespeare
5.Portable Piano or guitar
6.Fire lighting steel
Leave out 4 and 5, and subistute a speed boat, with a load of fuel cans
7.bear grylls or Ray Mears book on survival.
8.Reams of writing paper or books with calendar
That's where I am stuck for another two.
Already there's been a few crazy suggestions but it's for the cause
Comp ends New Years eve and if I win I'll donate my winnings to the fund.
It's just a bit of fun so help if you can to make it more interesting especially as one regular wants all his choices to be crates of Newkie broon.
 
cadetsmum said:
The complete works of Shakespere

? Surely SF had that already as No.4. on his original list.

No quibble about your spelling though; I seem to recall that there were only six of his 'genuine signatures' in circulation and each one was spelled differently :wink:
 

Rigsby

Lantern Swinger
well, if the kit needs to be portable you are gonna need something to put it in so that you can carry it,

1) A bergan

like a rucksack only bigger and stronger
 
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