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Guts or Balls?

Richie

Lantern Swinger
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But
do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for
each is listed below...

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say: "You're next, fatty."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the
outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
 
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