Guidos

#1
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

My stinking yank mate emailed me tonight to alert me toward a phenomenon known as Guido's. I had a look on the internet and I found them. Look at these fcuking cnuts. And I thought our UK chavs were twats.














 

AngryMonkey

Lantern Swinger
#8
I was about to head to bed. Instead debating splitting my wrists having lost all faith in mankind after being made aware of these ubercnuts.
 
#9
Having aways been a bit of a violent sort, I have a sneaking suspicion that given a hearty bitch slap to any of the faces on display here would result in no end of tears and a brown stain running down the bruised faces of the recipient (much the same as the mascara stain demonstrated by any number of the women who have known me for more than a week)
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#10
Jesus. The colour of these fuckwitts is hurting mine eyes. I would like to bayonet these freaks repeatedly in the face. I hate them.
 
#12
Blackrat said:
Jesus. The colour of these fuckwitts is hurting mine eyes. I would like to bayonet these freaks repeatedly in the face. I hate them.
I hate them alot too. I have repeatedly turned down Mrs MLP's suggestions of a week in New York for the simple fact that America and New York are gay and I despise Americans.

However, the opportunity to punch one of these cunts repeatedly in the lipliner is too good to miss. Mrs MLP will be pleased!
 
#13
#14
2_deck_dash said:
I'm afraid these cnuts have already hit our hallowed shores, the really weird looking one in your second from last pic is Scott Alexander, the vainest man in Britain according to the tabloids. He even bought some shitty village in Eastern Europe and named it after humself. There was great discussion about this cnut on Arrse a while back.

Cnut.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-400222/Britains-vainest-man.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/article438161.ece

Ha ha! What a peenarse. Let's hunt him down and kill him.
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#19
I would smash her backdoors in and once i've finished, smash her face in with a house brick. The orange whore.
 

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