tHE fIRST AND lAST Matelot Chef at ST James palace ? I never Understood why all those Red coat donkeys walked half a mile around the Square at Wellington Barracks to get to the Mess " Well I found out ? Current Bun in one hand and a Wet in the other Woody and me strolled straight across Her majestys Drill square on alovely sunny Morning in 84! Never Knew that the RSM had sutch a deep Voice and still couldnt work out what swing your Clucking arms would acheive while carrying my paper and tea ! amazing what telling a 7ft tall Guards Warrant officer to F@@k OFF does for moral " Some Navy Traditions never change .