Grumble and Grunt

Yeah, when she'd got her breath back after I'd finished, she told me you couldn't get it up after those two pints of shandy she bought you.


War Hero
Some women have been known to play the female version of grab a gronk, and being ever helpful I have made myself available to help them win.
This place would not be the same without
The Right Honorable Sir Winston Mortimer Blobby
and The Very Reverend N.Z. Bootneck.
Have a hoofing time bringing in zero nine.
......and just to show that not all girlies look like
5 miles of Cornish 'B' Road - I present you with a reasonably
safe (and non-pornographic) link.

If you pair STILL practice Naked Roll Mat Fighting........
you're going to need a bigger mat.


Click here you lecherous pair of ruffians!

"Blobby suddenly realised that he needed a Fast Roping Refresher Course"

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