This place would not be the same without
The Right Honorable Sir Winston Mortimer Blobby
and The Very Reverend N.Z. Bootneck.
Have a hoofing time bringing in zero nine.
......and just to show that not all girlies look like
5 miles of Cornish 'B' Road - I present you with a reasonably
safe (and non-pornographic) link.
If you pair STILL practice Naked Roll Mat Fighting........
you're going to need a bigger mat.