Grippos.

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  1. A well-old term, probably not used much these days.

    For all RR fogies who actually remember what a "Grippo"
    was - thought I'd see if we could get a thread going for
    all your tales of Grippo-fun and frolics, specifically the
    American Grippo species (who just couldn't get enough
    of your "British accent").

    So come on - give it up! Did you spend time with some
    rich mother-f***er with an essence daughter in his luxury
    pad somewhere - being fed, watered and ragged, bagged
    and shagged - never having to put hand in pocket to pay
    for owt?

    I could start by recounting a dit concerning a well-rich
    American bender residing in Cannes in the S. of France
    taking me back to the ship in the back of his Roller, but
    I was young, innocent and it was a purely platonic relationship.

    Got lashed up to f**k and managed to return onboard with
    my rectum still intact. I told him that I didn't do back-scuttling
    and he found this hilarious, so every day I wasn't duty this
    Rolls Royce shows up and away I goes for another fun filled
    day of alcohol, scran and rides in this shirt-lifters personal
    helicopter. His luxury villas pool chock full of near-naked
    tarts helped to pass the time as well.

    Four days of it. Had a blast.

    Any more?
     
  2. Theres the well rich English Lord in Perth Aussie Land,there was the Green Berets in the PX in Subic Bay,there was the ex crabfat tranny down boogi strasse,the list goes on and on , :D :wink:


    ps,this will be updated later when i have more time,busy boxing now, :D
     
  3. Rio 2002 HMS Newcastle:

    Random bloke aproaches us in an old battered VW camper bus thing.

    Pedro: ''Hey you guyz from Eengleesh ship?''

    Us: ''Maybe who the fcuks asking?''

    Pedro: ''You Lieka da foootball?''

    Us: ''Yes''

    Pedro: ''You want see big foootball game at Maracana Stadium?''

    Us: ''Fcuk yeah!''

    The fella took us all to watch the cup final with Fluminense vs Playas las Americas (two of the biggest clubs in Brazil). He drove us there, bought us scran, payed for our tickets and dropped us back at the dockyard afterwards, hoops still intact. Awesome night had by all. Two of the lads then got a lift all the way to the next port in Fortaleza with the bloke and some birds, much merriment ensued.
     
  4. My best Grippo was the one that got away.
    It was my own fault. The first afternoon in Kagoshima and me and my oppo walk onto the jetty and are confronted by two lovelys in kimonos. They ask when is the ship open to visitors, and like two ship’s idiots we say “Tomorrow†and carry on ashore.

    Anyway two O/Ds volunteer to show the girls around the ship. They are then rewarded by staying every night at a luxury hotel being shagged senseless by these two women for the duration of our visit. Not only that, but the girls follow the ship to Sasebo and treat those two lucky bastards to the same again.

    IT SHOULDA BEEN ME!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
     
  5. Best grippos i ever had were in Cannes and Nice pleny women plenty beer
     
  6. Ferk me big time shipmate,thats worth cutting your own throat about, 8)
     
  7. Anyway two O/Ds volunteer to show the girls around the ship. They are then rewarded by staying every night at a luxury hotel being shagged senseless by these two women for the duration of our visit. Not only that, but the girls follow the ship to Sasebo and treat those two lucky bastards to the same again

    That was something something similar happened to me in cannes.It was film festival time .WE opened to visitors these birds came onboard in bikinis with like a wraparound wrapped round them.They took them off (wow).Everthing just happened from there on everynight for the rest stay beer shag shag beer
     
  8. Yeh but did ya shag im, :D
     
  9. Sort of Grippo'ish.

    Alongside in Birkenhead and on trot (Diesel Submarine). It
    was fu**ing freezing. There's this female sauntering down
    the gangway off HMS HECATE or HYDRA (forget which), as
    one of them things was visiting also.

    She had been (politely) "drumming up trade" and had been
    told ever so nicely to do one, so she ambles past our boat
    and sez "Okay if I take a look around?" (It was about half three
    in the morning).
    "Course love", I answered.

    Showed her round the boat - gave her steaming hot mug of
    Cadburys Drinking Choccy and she asked me when I get off.

    "Tomorrow morning - we've got to find our own hotels this
    time 'cos pusser couldn't organise any - got me subbies so
    I'm on a wander looking for a cheap place"


    "Stay at mine" she says.

    Took her up on the offer, stayed in a Birkenhead Dockyard hookers flat for a week rent free and blew all my subbies on the usual matelot fare.

    She was suprisingly fit - and - when not earning a living - cleaned my pipes out for no charge whatsoever.

    Nice place....Birkenhead.
     
  10. Had a cracking grippo in new Orleans got taken to Algiers, very scary, but once you were OK'd by the boss man every thing (EVERYTHING) was free, brilliant week. My oppo didn't do so well, got date raped by son fat cnut in a kaftan, said he didn't remember much but became suspicious when he started leaching silver blood! Strange town New Orleans.
     

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