EXTRA-SENSITIVE GREENIE TYPES SHOULD NOT READ BEYOND THIS POINT! I was recently disturbed to learn that Greenies and light bulbs are incompatible, as greenies only know how to replace a lamp. I've been forced to ponder if the Domestic Greenie (Greenie domesticus) upon getting home on leave, can cope with replacing the inaccessible landing light that Mrs Greenie cannot reach, or if Mr Greenie has to invite qualified electricians in to do the jon for him? Of course it's possible that greenies domestic arrangements have no need for bulbs and use paraffin, wicks and lamps only. I suspect however bthat at least 10% of greenies have electric illumination devices (aka light bulbs) illuminating their homes. So the question is: can greenies cope in a domestic setting or are they only suited to solitary lives, isolated from light bulbs?