I remember playing on the Mombai (Bombay to the old skool) Golf Course and one of the lads who plays very well unlike me, however he for the first time that day had a wayward drive off the tee. Unfortunately it hit an Indian caddy and by time he got up there to apologise he had loads of them gathered round him. It ended up costing him 200 dib dobs to keep the guy happy :lol:
At least going to the pub to watch the football is an occaisionally accepted excuse for getting outta the house when the missus is in a funny mood. 'Darling, im just going down the pub to watch the golf' isnt as believable.