May have been dropped here before but:what was the greatest dump you ever had?: Mine?12000ft up an Austrian mountain at a Ski lodge. In the restaurant when it started to pucker a bit,off I went, Half an hour later and two stone lighter I wandered back to howls of anger from the group waiting who knew where I had gone. Now I don't know where crap goes from that high up but the Austrians living in the valley needed to put hard hats on I reckon. Just trying to move on from Japanese thread as there is a bit of anger there. I'll either get replies from professional "Turd Burglars" or none at all. Just thought I'd share that wonderful experience with you all, but it will be beaten.