Great Quotes (definitely not PC)

[Softlad]

Noticed my signature got some recognition :wink: so I thought I'd post the whole of the quote I got it from.

Firstly you must always implicitly obey orders, without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety.
Secondly, you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your king;
and thirdly you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil.

Nelson
Aboard the Agamemnon, 1793

Totally un-PC never get away with it these days but refreshingly still rings true after 200+ years.

Let's hear see some more of the same from youse lot. It's time for a backlash against the left wing pinko liberals that seem to rule today's society. :twisted:

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

Softlad, it reads as quite reasonable to me! Totally un-PC: nah - it reflects reality.

What is more interesting is to look at the similarities in ideology between the Nazis, the Hitler Youth, contemporary Poland and the quiscence of Rome to acts performed in its name which it claims to oppose - as it claimed to do so in the 1930s onward. Much less PC and much more controversial! The real and growing conflict is between democratic liberal values and conservative theology, especially in the Mideast, US and within the EU. Another World War is gradually formenting... This whole topic is VERY UN-PC. Wishful thinking by the semi-secular democracies (like Britain) will not alter that.

Oops, apologies for straying off topic a bit!

 

[CheefTiff]

Nah I can't see anything wrong with it either except that it misses out a few groups worthy of attention ...If we're gonna be un PC then lets hate Frogs, Krauts, Ragheads Pakis and our ethnic black cousins from Africa

 

[Passed-over_Loggie]

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country".

Gen George Patton

Like the Septics or not; they do occasionally have a way with words. Sometimes it is in English! Where else could we have received the concept of a "cluster f**k"?

 

[Nutty]

"Where did all them ******* Indians come from"
Gen George Custer, Little Big Horn

"What was that ******* Bang"
Mayor of Hiroshima

"What, ******* arrows in the air, where"
King Harold, Hastings

"I think its a ******* trap"
Butch Cassidy, Bolivia

"Who's going to ******* know?"
Richard Nixon, Watergate

"You want me to paint what on the ******* ceiling?"
Michael Angelo, Rome

"Where's all the ******* water coming from?"
Captain, SS Titanic

And for the Fans of ?-??

"Where the **** are we?"
Christopher Columbus

Add yours to the list NUTTY

 

[andym]

"Oi you!Watch it,you'll have someones eye out!" William of Normandy to unidentified Archer at Hastings 1066.



"Join the Navy and See The world"
Lying bastard at York Careers Office!!!!!!!

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

He who dares, loses!
Hitler to Napoleon, location unknown.


WMD claim? Moi? It was the Military, Civil Servants, MI6... Nothing to do with me!
British Politician in Autobiography in 2008


'Value-added investment is our approach to military expenditure!'
'But you're cutting expenditure sir!'
'Precisely.'
An honest Defence Secretary.

 

[Darb]

First day at Raleigh, opening session on naval history by an ancient CPO, first learning point:

"Just so's you'll know, in the Navy, we don't 'king swear!"

 

[Darb]

First week in Dartmouth, Caspar John Hall, lecture on whos who in the navy. A two and a half was midway though his death by viewgraph sesson when he was interupted and corrected by a Midshipman. The Middy explained that FOF1 (could have been FOF2) was Admiral Lygo.

"Oh really" said the two and a half, sneering at the Mid, "and how would you know that?"

"Because he's my Father!" Cue embarassed silence.

 

[grefs]

"That's not a real ******* gun!"
John Lennon.

"The ******* throttles stuck!"
Donald Cambell.

"I'm outside the ******* exclusion zone!"
Capt.of the General Belgrano.

!Who let that ******* woman drive!"
Space Shuttle Capt.

"Listen love I'll only be gone the ******* weekend!"
Terry Waite.

"Heads are going to ******* roll!"
Ann Boleyn.

"Of course it's a ******* Iranian fighter!"
Capt. of the USS Vincennes.

"What ******* map!"
Mark Thatcher.

"What a place to plant a ******* tree!"
Marc Bolan.

"I thought I could smell ******* petrol!"
Nikki Lauda.

 

[higthepig]

Drop that cross once more and ill nail you to the bastard.

 

[Backpacker1uk]

"Where did all them ******* Indians come from"
Gen George Custer, Little Big Horn

"What was that ******* Bang"
Mayor of Hiroshima

"What, ******* arrows in the air, where"
King Harold, Hastings

"I think its a ******* trap"
Butch Cassidy, Bolivia

"Who's going to ******* know?"
Richard Nixon, Watergate

"You want me to paint what on the ******* ceiling?"
Michael Angelo, Rome

"Where's all the ******* water coming from?"
Captain, SS Titanic

And for the Fans of ?-??

"Where the **** are we?"
Christopher Columbus

Add yours to the list NUTTY

Actually it was.

"What, ******* arrows in the air, where"
King Harold, Hastings

Watch that fxxxxr he will have your eye out.


"Where's all the ******* water coming from?"
Captain, SS Titanic

I said no ice in my cocktail!