Granny biker

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A little old lady wants to join a biker club.

She knocks on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded
biker
with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.

She proclaims, "I want to join your biker club."

The guy is amused and tells her that she needs to meet certain biker
requirements before she is allowed to join. So the biker asks her, "You
have
a bike?"

The little old lady says, "Yea, that's my Harley over there," and
points to
a Harley parked in the driveway.

The biker asks her, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady says, "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes
a day
and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is impressed and asks, "Well, have you ever been picked up by
the
Fuzz?"

The little old lady says, "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz,
but
I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
:lol:
 

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