Government collapse

News flash,
Due to the world financial crisis and the lack of confidence in the present government ,coupled with the fact that there is no credible opposition.
The Monarchy will take over the running of Grate Britain as from 0800 22/2/09.
Prince Philip to the Foreign Office and special ambassador to the UN.
Prince Edward to the Ministry of Defence,Employment & Arts.
Any suggestions to fill other Ministerial post by the Royals

 

GOD HELP US ALL 8O 8O

 

Prince Andrew to head up Transport.

 

Princess Anne

Naffing PC consultant

 

Prince Charles to the Ministries of Environment, Agriculture & Fish.With a special interest in organic talking plants. 8O

 

The queen can be in charge of Energy, in particular gas energy as she is already a member of Corgi.

 

Princess Anne to be Minister for Safety.

A phot of her on the mantlepiece will keep the kiddies away from the fire.

 

Princess Michael of Kent

Dept. of Gender Awareness :wink:

 

Prince Harry could be the ambassador to Germany...He already has a uniform

 

Princ Charles in charge of wind farms.

 

Sack all the Royal Family. Get rid of them and have a President.

 

Keep the Royal Family, and execute anyone who wants a President!

 

Prince Harry - Foreign Affairs

Wasn't the queen an mechanic in the army during her time?

 

Ugh, President Bliar! Just the thought of that smug git's smiling face on on our money........that's enough to give me nightmares :wink:

 

I nominate Camilla as Representative of the Church Commissioners. She can lecture the Lords Spiritual on the merits of adultery! :twisted:

Charles could become our Ambassador to Timbuckytoo.

Anne should obviously be our Equerry to the EU Transport Committee.

The Queen could become Governor-General of the Rebellious Colony of America.

Prince Phillip could become the Mufti of Ankara

and Andrew should be Equalities Minister.

Wet Blobby should become Governor General of the BBC

Golden Rivet should be appointed as Black Rod and Lord West: Serjeant-at-Arms in the Commons.

 

Ear, ear!!

 

Blessed be he who would whiled the regicidal steel :idea:

 

Put another photo of her in the cellar and keep the rats away!

Phil the Greek would make an excellent diplomat.

Leave Andrew where he is, I don't think that he has harmed the RN, or does someone think the misery should be shared with the other services?

 

I'm right there with Streaky, bloody republicans, just what the country needs President Incompetent 1 eyed Scotish twit.