Good the Bad & the Ugly

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  1. Good, Bad And Ugly

    Good: Your wife is pregnant.

    Bad: It's triplets.


    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.


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    Good: Your wife's not talking to you.


    Bad: She wants a divorce.


    Ugly: She's a lawyer.


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    Good: Your son is finally maturing.


    Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.


    Ugly: So are you.


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    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.


    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.


    Ugly: You're in them.


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    Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.


    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.


    Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.


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    Good: Your husband understands fashion.


    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.


    Ugly: He looks better than you.


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    Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.


    Bad: She keeps interrupting.


    Ugly: With corrections.


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    Good: The postman is early.


    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.


    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.


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    Good: Your son is dating someone new.


    Bad: It's another man.


    Ugly: He's your best friend.


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    Good: Your daughter got a new job.


    Bad: As a hooker.


    Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.


    Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
     

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