Golf Shots

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Salty_Dog, Aug 3, 2007.

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  1. A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner

    A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

    A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

    A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer

    A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

    A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out

    A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

    A Cuban - needs one more revolution

    An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

    An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

    A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

    A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect

    A Kate Moss - bit thin

    A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

    A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water

    An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

    A Russell Grant - a fat iron

    A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron

    A Rodney King - over-clubbed

    An O.J. Simpson - got away with it

    A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

    A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

    A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

    A Robin Cook - just died on the hill

    A Michael Jackson - gradually fading

    A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs

    An Arsene Wenger - everyone saw where it went but you

    A Ken Livingstone - quite far left

    A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right

    A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

    A Mrs Patel - ugly, but a good worker

    An elephant's bum - high and shitty

    A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

    A circus tent - a BIG top

    An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

    A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

    A sister in law - you're up there but you know you shouldn't be
  2. Oh so very tasteful Salty!!


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