Golf Anyone???

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A man staggered into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five-iron golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the Doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

"Well I was having a quiet round of golf with my missus, when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our shots into a Cow Pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the Cows had something white at its rear end"

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a Golf Ball with my Wifes' Monogram on it stuck up the crack of the Cow's anus".

"Still holding the Cow's tail up, I yelled to the wife, 'Hey this looks like yours!' "

"I don't remember much after that"
 

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