Golfers! Where would the email "joke industry" be without them? A golfer and his wife walk into a dentist's surgery. He says to the dentist, "Please help me, I am in one hell of a hurry". "I have two friends sitting in my car waiting for us to go and play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I do not have enough time for the gums to get numb". "I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it. I have arranged a 10.00am tee time at the golf club and it is 9.30am already". "I definitely do not have the time to wait for the anaesthetic to kick in, because the committee will ban me from competitions yet again" The dentist thinks to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave individual asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain, and all for the good of golf club and country". So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth Janet and show him.