Golden Rivet would like it to be known ...

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by golden_rivet, Jan 8, 2010.

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  1. that she will not be setting her 19 year old lover up in business ...
  2. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Poor Tim, what where you going to set him up as?
  3. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Fluffer/rent boy or maybe something in the cottage industry?
  4. I'm only 18, not 19.
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    'Kinnell! You're that much of a twunt, even your own Mother doesn't know your correct age... :shock: :roll:
  6. GR you have a 19 year old lover? Sharesies girl!!
  7. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Do they manufacture beds that big?
  8. Can I watch?

    And perhaps join in at a late stage?
  9. Well blow me!!!

    Actually best not unless you take your teeth out first!!
  10. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Tims looking for some spare change. :wink:
  11. Let me be the first to offer this genuine heartfelt opinion...

    And we care why exactly?
    Old RR/ROMFT codgers out of luck for the last slow dance/fumble at the next RR/ROMFT social?
    Or should we campaign on your 'lover's' behalf so that he/she can be taken off the Refugees/Asylum Seekers Appeal Board list and given gainful employment by you as chief clunge cobweb remover?
  12. G R. Well I thought it was funny.

    All together; "God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson,
    Heaven holds a place for those who pray
    Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey"
  13. Hold on, how did you find one of these? I want a 19 year old lover!!
  14. It should have gone in Current Affairs :roll:
  15. Not with the jokes going round Northern Ireland.
  16. Mum does, dad doesn't.

    Die in a fire.
  17. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Is it just me or does anyone else enjoy the irony of a politicians wife shagging out of watch?

  18. oooooooooohhhhhhhhh yesssssssssss :)
  19. I also enjoy watching a male politician, with a reputation for beating his wife half way across Northern Ireland for the last decade, smash his career to pieces because he beat his missus into the arms of another man.

    He's a vile cunt. Allegedly
  20. :idea: Share, please :twisted:

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