Going to school 'not compulsory'

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by slim, May 13, 2007.

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  1. What a brilliant ploy.
    Now we will have the Chavs educating the next generation.
    Lets have a weekly timetable for the Chav Education System

    Monday
    Morning
    0800-1000 Lie in bed
    1030 -1100 Coca cola & fag break (spliffs for parents)
    1100-1130 Sums (How to check your giro)
    1130-1200 English (Filling out benefit form page 1)
    1200-1330 Mcdonalds for Lunch
    Afternoon
    1330-1400 English (benefit form page 2)
    1400-1500 Art (using tippex to correct sums and English forms)
    1500-1600 Practical job Training (shoplifting practise at Lidle)
    1630-1700 Mobile phone instruction (phone call to solicitor)

    Now how about Tuesday to Fridays timetable?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/6636569.stm
     
  2. Tuesdays to Fridays..
    fcuk it did way to much yesterday......................
     
  3. Assembly: In hoods outside the local shops
    Geography: Terrorising the local community
    History: Police and Criminal Record update
    PSHE: Get 13 yr old girlfriend preggers/Get preggers by spotty 15 yr old
    P.E. : General burglary at ground level and above ground level followed by sprints
     
  4. Woodwork: Mugging little old ladies with a bat
     
  5. Thursdays ; Weapon Drills . :wink:
     
  6. I suppose McDonalds for lunch would also be counted as a "Work Experience" lesson as well LOL
     

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