Goin merc

Nails

Banned
I'll be honest with you. Becoming a badass marine isn't my end goal. It's more a way to get to be a lone soldier or, as is more commonly known, a mercenary. My father was a merc. Did a lot of sh!t in nam, korea, falklands and some top secret sh!t in afica somewhere that apparently went hard core on him. My dad's told me stories of his merc days, I leanrt how he was cornered in a shack and attacked by 100s of infantry and a tank. He killed most of the infantry with his bayonet and destroyed the tank by charging it head on, jumping on top of it's main gun, reaching for his nades and throwing a nade down the barrel of the gun ... then leaping to cover before the nade exploded inside the barrel and obliterated everything inside.

So how does one go from marine to merc? Who do you contact? Clearly you can't just knock on the RSM's door and say "listen up fool, i'm goin merc". So how do you get to be a lone soldier and wander the lands fighting for the highest bidder? It's my dream and I aim to make it happen.
 

_Tim_

Banned
You know that the real test before becoming a mercenary is cutting your own balls off?
That's how they know you're a man. Would you mess with someone who cut off his own balls?

So I'm sorry to say, that your mum was either fu(king around or you're adopted. Sorry, mate.
 

Cpt_Black

Lantern Swinger
_Tim_ said:
You know that the real test before becoming a mercenary is cutting your own balls off?
That's how they know you're a man. Would you mess with someone who cut off his own balls?

So I'm sorry to say, that your mum was either fu(king around or you're adopted. Sorry, mate.

Nah cutting your bloody fingers off would be better!
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
What's a nade?
I would contact Sir Mark Thatcher, he's always on the lookout for new talent wanting to sort out the natives in Africa (Or Afica as you'd have it) to protect or enhance his allegedly shady investments. Be prepared however to spend a bit of time eating Government mealie (Porridge) for a few years if you go this route.
Watch the Wild Geese and Dogs of War for acurate portrayals of Mercenary activity to fully prepare yourself for this exciting career.
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
Nails said:
So how does one go from marine to merc? Who do you contact? Clearly you can't just knock on the RSM's door and say "listen up fool, i'm goin merc".

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Don't bother knocking, just stroll in, he'll be only too pleased to point you in the right direction.

RSM's are very helpful like that.
 
Nails the best mercs are from the RAF Reg mate. They really are the best all round for such as:

Beret Wearing,
"Smock" Crease Sharpness,
Combat Facepaint Design,
Chunky Watch Chunkiness,
Lowa Boot Cleanliness (in the Field).

And more Rockapes have the (little known) medal for "Weapon used on a range and worn like a 'nam killer when strutting but never used for real".

Sorry mate but Royal just can't compare to the likes of that!
 

Drakey

War Hero
Nails

Not one of your better ones. In fact, pretty lame in comparison to your other wind ups. Running out of ideas are we ?
:rambo:
 

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