Gods table.

#1
If 2DD has it wrong and there is a God, imagine if you would, what you could say in you're own defence (or an oppo) to avoid being sent over the wall ( Lucifer's Kingdom)

"For Jesus Christ's sake, we were only having a bit of fun".
2,000 years, on caps right turn right wheel, left right...

"God,... we were having the Devil of a good time and it just got out of hand."..
 
#3
The reason his son never reappeared was after shifting that humungus great rock from the cave where he was laid to rest he walked across the med and came ashore on the Greek mainland. His first stop was a small Taverna where he came across a blerk having an Ouzo before dinner, ''I am the son of god and I bring peace''........wrong move, the blerk was a Centurian enjoying some R&R, 'Have heard about you, trouble maker, try rising from the dead with no fcukin head'...ZZZLIT.
 
#8
Sterling_Stirling said:
I am suprised this thread has lasted so long, the last one was pulled for having a go at God and his delusional 'son'. brushteeth
Plotting your course to Heaven ain't blasphemous shippers, it's what us god fearing types are supposed to do. Innit :wink:
 

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