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God,Saddam & Bush

jewishscotsman

Midshipman
One day,God calls on Saddam and Bushie boy and says, I am going to grant you one wish each.

Saddam being the bullie he is pushed to the front and said me first, so God says no problem.

Saddam said i want a wall around my country so high and so thick that no one and nothing can get out, God says it is done, lo and behold a wall, 50miles thick and 50miles high appears.

Bushie boy looks to God and says, God tell me about this wall You have built, God says it is 50miles high and 50miles thick and nothing can get in or out.

Bushie says so it is like a big empty swiming pool, God says yes i suppose so, Bushie say God my wish is to fill the Pool.
 
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