What the fcuk is up with these people? Drama queen whores or what, I've had three of the fcukers round at my house today, 'are you ok'...... 'need to talk'....... 'do you need God in your life'..........'how you coping' fcuk sake, not as if we are in the epicentre of disasterville down here in ommers, if all them lightwieghts fleeing Christchurch didn't keep rocking up and the supermarkets wern't empty you'd never know anything had happened. So, there I was, chopping wood, minding my own business when the first fcuker strolled up, straight into the back garden and wanted a word with me, no invite, it went like this..... God Botherer.... 'what you up to brother' Blobbs.... ' what you reckon brother' God botherer.... ' I'm here to ask you about God' Blobbs.... 'hell.... why? have you lost him?' God botherer... 'No, I'm here to check on the spiritual well being of people after the quake, making sure your ok and wondering if God can help' Blobbs..... 'he'll be better checking on someone else mate, perhaps someone in Christchurch' God botherer.....' we need to check the spiritual well being of everyone, do you believe?' Blobbs... 'yep, but in a private kind of way, when I'm in the sh1t and need help' God botherer...' no non believers in a foxhole ay?' Blobbs....'you're on to it' God botherer....'so you believe?' Blobbs.... ' yep, I just dont shove it down anyones throat, I also believe your gonna fcuk off now' God botherer.... bye. Fcuksake, why dont they go hold hands with people who need it instead of easing there concience on dumb fcuks like me, if they want to genuinley help others instead of making themselves feel good by safely spreading the word in their own little comfort zone go do it. Left me with a sense of me meant to be helping them. If you want to wear something on your sleeve live up to it.