God and Adam

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    God
    said, "Adam, I
    want you to do
    something for
    Me."

    Adam
    said, "Gladly,
    Lord, what do You
    want me to do?"


    God

    said, "Go down
    into that
    valley."


    Adam said, "What's
    a valley?"


    God explained it to
    him.


    Then God said,
    "Cross the
    river."


    Adam said, "What's a
    river?"


    God explained that
    to him, and then said,
    "Go over to the
    hill....."


    Adam said,


    "What is a
    hill?"



    So, God explained to
    Adam what a hill was.
    He told Adam, "On

    the

    other side of the
    hill you will find a
    cave."



    Adam said, 'What's a
    cave?'


    After God explained,
    He
    said, "In the cave
    you will find a woman."



    Adam said, "What's a
    woman?'


    So God explained
    that to him, too.
    Then, God said, 'I
    want you
    to
    reproduce."


    Adam said, "How do
    I do
    that?"


    God first said (under
    His breath), "Geez....."


    And then,

    just like everything else, God explained that to
    Adam, as
    well.


    So, Adam goes down
    into
    the valley,

    across the river, and
    over the hill,
    into the
    cave, and finds the

    woman.


    Then, in
    about five minutes, he was back.


    God,
    His patience
    wearing thin, said
    angrily, "What is
    it
    now?"


    And Adam said....



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    "What's a
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