BillyNoMates
War Hero

They do say that cow farts are partly to blame for changes in the planets atmosphere. I think that farts were also responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs. Can you imagine millions of years ago, a few hundred thousand of these dropping their guts every bloody day?

They were ******* massive, ate nothing but trees and I'll wager that a brontosaurus bottom burp was bloody horrendous..... AND they scoffed all the trees as well. It was all their fault so seeing as they've all been dead for yonks, and all we've got left are herds of farting cattle (that are much smaller than a brontosaurus and don't eat trees) - I think that the planet can go on for a few more years yet, just as long as no mad scientist starts attempting to clone the ******* things in order to populate a theme park.

They were ******* massive, ate nothing but trees and I'll wager that a brontosaurus bottom burp was bloody horrendous..... AND they scoffed all the trees as well. It was all their fault so seeing as they've all been dead for yonks, and all we've got left are herds of farting cattle (that are much smaller than a brontosaurus and don't eat trees) - I think that the planet can go on for a few more years yet, just as long as no mad scientist starts attempting to clone the ******* things in order to populate a theme park.
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