Glasgow Wedding

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  1. janner

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    Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.
    "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs,

    the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".
    Archie nods approvingly.
    "I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.

    "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. Whit's the tartan?"
    "Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.
  2. :( Flashes up the old memory banks; my oppo asked me to be his best man. On the day the taxi driver asked which church? Duh! neither of us knew, just a smallie detail, so we ended up driving around the south side of Glasgow searching for a woebegone bride who was four months gone.:|
  3. I have a hideous vision of being the Best Man at a scouse wedding. I'd have fled the next day if the wheels of my car were still there!

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