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Girlfriend, well was.

Yorkie_S/M

Lantern Swinger
I think you had better emigrate to some remote island in the Pacific.

P.S take bird No2 with you and another if you can.
 

lw1984

Midshipman
her brother isn't also world extreme cage fighting champion, ultimate pussy magnate and general hard case AKA Nails is it?!
 
StixJimboRM said:
Matzu9 said:
Why are you asking people on the Internet to help you with your personal problems?

Because the answer to anything can be found on t'interweb-a-ma-jig, just look in the Newbies forum, you'll be amazed at the questions some people ask in there!

What sized bag should I take with me to Raleigh and can she share my pit? :idea:
 
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Guest
Jesus, Mary and Joseph..............

1) Just meeting up witha girl you wanted to dip ya wick in, in the first place and spending the night out on the tiles with her, flirting, having sexual thoughts that don't include your misses, is a cause to possibly get argie about.

2) texting - should have saved your outgoing messages, just for a laugh to show us how dappy and ignorant you really are

3) Her para bro sounds like a real catch..........any chance you can chuck me his number?

Ta x
 

TimeToJoinUp

War Hero
Jenny_Dabber said:
having sexual thoughts that don't include your misses, is a cause to possibly get argie about.

I thought it was only the Government that wanted to arrest us for thought crimes! now it's our partners too! I'm fukced.
 
Jenny_Dabber said:
Jesus, Mary and Joseph..............

1) Just meeting up witha girl you wanted to dip ya wick in, in the first place and spending the night out on the tiles with her, flirting, having sexual thoughts that don't include your misses, is a cause to possibly get argie about.

2) texting - should have saved your outgoing messages, just for a laugh to show us how dappy and ignorant you really are

3) Her para bro sounds like a real catch..........any chance you can chuck me his number?

Ta x

Her para brother posts on AARSE as Pongo Poofter, I'm unreliably informed. Maybe he's trying to tell his oppos somthing? :lol:
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Just ditch both of them, you won't want all the hassle of a bird once you are deployed anyway. You only get 15 minutes worth of Paradigm calls a week anyway and you will be wanting to save them up for phoning sex chat lines in the Phillipines.

Get yourself down to slops and sign out a Wren, General Service, shagging for the use of.
 

Pandora

Newbie
And what would have happened with this other girl if you hadnt been caught?.... nothing? somthing?...just a matter of time? .. you had better have a think and decide what it is you want before asking for advice on patching things up.....
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
anglichanin said:
Get the pics on the Gronk Board and get turned to ffs

Finally a voice of reason we can all listen to. If there were more men like you in the fleet the world would be a better place.

Gronk Board Gronk Board Gronk Board Gronk Board.




2_Deck wanders off to build a Gronk Board in his living room to stick pictures of fat girls, a selection of soiled underwear and stolen TV remotes to.
 
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TimeToJoinUp said:
Jenny_Dabber said:
having sexual thoughts that don't include your misses, is a cause to possibly get argie about.

I thought it was only the Government that wanted to arrest us for thought crimes! now it's our partners too! I'm fukced.

2 thoughts of the day for you;

1) Plead the 5th

or

2) what she don't know won't hurt her
 

Nails

Banned
Forget the idiot para for a start. He sounds like a psoturing idiot but either way don't let some thick pr!ck of a squaddie intimidate you. If he had brains he would have a proper job and not be wandering around in afghan waiting to step on a bomb with a stiupid disgruntled look on his face while his mrs is shagging interesting blokes back at home.

Anyway, what you did here was indeed f'uck up. Now I don;t think you wanted to cheat or intended to cheat but this is a lesson learnt. Evenb though you are very happy in your relationship it's still nice to get attention off people so that you know you still "have it". I would never do anything to my girlfriend that may upset her. I would never cheat on her and I'm perfectly happy with her. However, i admit that I get a buzz off the attention if a girl likes me. So stop beating yourself up about that. But sending flirty messages back (if that's what you did is wrong really). WEould you like your mrs to do that with another bloke?

My advice is to stop trying to convince her she's got the wrong end of the stick. And just say "look I'll be honest with you (swear on your mum's life or summat) I never cheated on you and I never would, but I was wrong in the fact that I was liking the attention off this girl and I should never have text back but I did. Now I'm paying for it. Saying you did nothing wrong and that she's got it wrong will make her more angry and make you look like a liar and someone who can't take responsibiulty for his f'uck ups.

Oh and remember that women are always more attracted to blokes when they're in relationships because they suddenly become the forbidden fruit type of thing. And like Eve, all women can't f'ucking help themselves. People want what they can't have. But don't be lured into this type of sh!t again by some random slag who wants to see if she can get your attention even though you have a girlfriend.
 

Nails

Banned
Jenny_Dabber said:
2) what she don't know won't hurt her

If you're going nto have that mentality with your partner then there's no point being with them. Why be with someone who you are going to lie to and hide things from? For a [email protected]? You might aswell save yourself the trouble of sneaking about, risking pregnancy and other such sh!t and just have a ****.
 
I do not know in the MODERN NAVY how you stick up a Dear John text with pix on the Gronk Board

Maybe nail the mobile phone to it, or If Too expensive then Velcro it on the Gronk Board for a month


See a Comms rate they maybe able to download and print for you ;-) at a lot cheaper rate than a RADPHONE call in th 60's

Portishead radio, Portishead radio, this is Warship Bulwark, Warship Bulwark OVER


Jack McH
 
Maybe the girlfriend just feels left out.
Take her a bunch of flowers and explain that you realise how insensitive you have been by not inviting her to participate in a threesome.
 

3yearstilltx

Badgeman
Deano19 said:
Oh forgot to mention, her 29 year old brother is a full screw in the Parachute Regiment and a hardcore one at that (I'm 20) and has told me many a drunken time, if I ever even look at another girl he will fly home from England and murder me with his bare hands, then dig me up and kill me again.

Not that that has anything to do with how I'm gonna try and get her back lol, but I have to.

You're Fecked mate!

Seriously though: Like someone said give her time to calm down (not enough time to trap though) then send her a link to this thread and she will know you are serious!

Lets just hope it works before she goes to plan B.....
 
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